Plan B is the new Plan A
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
it's great music for shaving your balls
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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