So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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