I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight