STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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