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• (917): View more from New York City

  i puked in the mini-firdge

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  we don't have a mini-fridge?

  (917): View more from New York City

  bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.

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  You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!

  (303): View more from Colorado

  It's a Tuesday.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year

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• (863): View more from Florida

  The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.

  (352): View more from Florida

  Worth it.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  The most literal cowgirl position ever.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"

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  Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.

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• (415): View more from California

  I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong

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