I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Terrible idea I love it
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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