your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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