Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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