You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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