My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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