the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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