I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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