I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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