the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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