Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
When did angry sex become our thing?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
