Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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