You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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