Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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