The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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