On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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