watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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