So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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