To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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