So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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