On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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