and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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