I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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