this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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