C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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