It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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