I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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