I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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