at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I love having hate sex.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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