:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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