...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
me + whiskey = a bad person
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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