Do you still have your period?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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