Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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