Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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