Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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