i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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