Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
