So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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