i barfeds in our rink
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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