i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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