"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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