During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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