Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
