I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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