i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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