i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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