My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he was CRYING into my vagina
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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