I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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