i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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