She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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