Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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