turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.