i just had sex bonerless
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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